The secret of life is hidden in this red machine

Oh, it's goldenboy!

How convenient of him to have a song and dance already planned for his first day of introdyuction to the world

Presents so goldenboy can become a man

Meat loaf

Enough of meat loaf, time to kill him

Ok, that's that.

Now on to turning goldenboy into a man

Frank can take care of that himself

Frank molests Janet

Whatever that dude's name is give a cute puppy to goldenboy

The whole elbow sex scene

Frank molests Brad

What's this nutcase shining a flashlight on himself for?

slut wants to be dirty

Slut makes out with goldenboy

That dude gets punished for giving the puppy to goldenboy

Maybe Brad wants a good whipping too

Oh look, some old man in a wheel chair that Brad knows

Lets talk about it

Over dinner

Some sexy dancers on the chairs will certainly help get the dinner message across

Or add an interesting aspect to the boring dinner conversation